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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 80 | 38% |
| Smokes | 17 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 80 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 36 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $102,164 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Ghouly | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | INFFY'S :3 | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Ghouly | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | INFFY'S :3 | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 4 | 0.0129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ghouly | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | INFFY'S :3 | 3 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luke | +8.25 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | CodeineFein | +0.78 | 81 | 29 |
| #3 | Ghouly | -0.61 | 52 | 45 |
| #4 | INFFY'S :3 | -6.36 | 47 | 35 |





