








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,283 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1906 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2148 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1307 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 922 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,935 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Kl0WN> | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Unpossible | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Advisercy | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Kl0WN> | 57% | 61 |
| #2 | Unpossible | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Advisercy | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Kl0WN> | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Advisercy | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <Kl0WN> | 215 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Advisercy | 181 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Unpossible | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Advisercy | +1.45 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | <Kl0WN> | +0.40 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | DROPPED! | -0.54 | 64 | 41 |
| #4 | Unpossible | -1.35 | 47 | 50 |





