








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 25 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18 | 17% |
| Smokes | 36 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 23 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 29 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,685 of utility $8 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3 | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #2 | Dilovanish | 10 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | Broly | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | Danilox94 ︻デ一一💥bang | 7 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | shinkalusion | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Broly | +3.32 | 69 | 25 |
| #2 | Biebs | +2.91 | 58 | 7 |
| #3 | Icaro Gabbo | +0.38 | 40 | 10 |
| #4 | Dilovanish | -0.06 | 28 | 51 |
| #5 | R3 | -0.08 | 61 | 42 |





