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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 306 | 5% |
| Smokes | 2558 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1324 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1765 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $573,897 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ohmyHD | 43% | 184 |
| #2 | Ronja | 41% | 49 |
| #3 | G | 37% | 57 |
| #4 | Lible001 | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ohmyHD | 43% | 184 |
| #2 | Ronja | 41% | 49 |
| #3 | G | 37% | 57 |
| #4 | Lible001 | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ohmyHD | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Ronja | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | G | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Lible001 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ohmyHD | 27 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #2 | Lible001 | 14 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Ronja | 5 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #4 | G | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lible001 | +3.02 | 63 | 47 |
| #2 | ohmyHD | +2.13 | 64 | 13 |
| #3 | Ronja | -0.58 | 16 | 16 |
| #4 | G | -2.28 | 11 | 16 |
| #5 | Doxy | -3.54 | 11 | 34 |





