








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 472 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2582 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1540 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1960 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 771 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,033,995 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1376 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr house | 92% | 24 |
| #2 | ᴠᴇʀɪғɪᴇᴅ ⭕⃤snipe | 46% | 68 |
| #3 | RupertGamingBoy | 45% | 105 |
| #4 | Some african dude | 43% | 112 |
| #5 | cat facker | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr house | 92% | 24 |
| #2 | ᴠᴇʀɪғɪᴇᴅ ⭕⃤snipe | 46% | 68 |
| #3 | RupertGamingBoy | 45% | 105 |
| #4 | Some african dude | 43% | 112 |
| #5 | cat facker | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RupertGamingBoy | 21 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Some african dude | 19 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | dr house | 14 | 0.0332 |
| #4 | cat facker | 7 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | ᴠᴇʀɪғɪᴇᴅ ⭕⃤snipe | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RupertGamingBoy | 210 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | cat facker | 136 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | ᴠᴇʀɪғɪᴇᴅ ⭕⃤snipe | 119 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Some african dude | 68 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | dr house | 53 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr house | +7.57 | 98 | 39 |
| #2 | OvO:) Bob | +2.86 | 76 | 41 |
| #3 | RupertGamingBoy | -0.85 | 59 | 45 |
| #4 | Some african dude | -1.30 | 61 | 35 |
| #5 | cat facker | -2.37 | 33 | 50 |





