








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 244 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




92 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1604 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1159 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 1587 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2773 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,130,402 of utility $234 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1588 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotAntelope | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | deagled™. | 46% | 37 |
| #3 | <#ff004f> Local Woman <33 | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotAntelope | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | deagled™. | 46% | 37 |
| #3 | <#ff004f> Local Woman <33 | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotAntelope | 16 | 0.0307 |
| #2 | <#ff004f> Local Woman <33 | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | deagled™. | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotAntelope | 112 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #2 | deagled™. | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | <#ff004f> Local Woman <33 | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NotAntelope | +1.77 | 50 | 48 |
| #2 | deagled™. | +1.31 | 49 | 51 |
| #3 | Fletcher | +0.64 | 34 | 42 |
| #4 | <#ff004f> Local Woman <33 | -8.06 | 35 | 11 |





