








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3214 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2444 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2359 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1659 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,355 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dakbik | 51% | 172 |
| #2 | Sayu Ogiwara | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | mochiagai | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dakbik | 51% | 172 |
| #2 | Sayu Ogiwara | 50% | 66 |
| #3 | mochiagai | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mochiagai | 7 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | dakbik | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Sayu Ogiwara | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dakbik | 376 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | Sayu Ogiwara | 192 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | mochiagai | 77 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ december | +2.60 | 85 | 50 |
| #2 | Sayu Ogiwara | -0.27 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | dakbik | -1.00 | 50 | 51 |
| #4 | mochiagai | -5.17 | 14 | 20 |





