








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 974 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 533 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




341 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,918 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9577 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5574 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7261 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5506 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,587,503 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2625 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ärvid | 52% | 166 |
| #2 | Tero | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | JOPPURA | 50% | 349 |
| #4 | MiCKi | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ärvid | 52% | 166 |
| #2 | Tero | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | JOPPURA | 50% | 349 |
| #4 | MiCKi | 48% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOPPURA | 49 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Tero | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Ärvid | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | MiCKi | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOPPURA | 920 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #2 | Tero | 221 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | MiCKi | 174 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ärvid | 119 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOPPURA | +2.44 | 68 | 69 |
| #2 | MiCKi | +1.05 | 64 | 71 |
| #3 | Maikkeli | +0.36 | 72 | 58 |
| #4 | Ärvid | -2.29 | 52 | 52 |
| #5 | Tero | -3.68 | 34 | 46 |





