








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3720 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10313 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11724 | 46% |
| Smokes | 4242 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 7610 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2007 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,899,644 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revac | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | Him | 59% | 82 |
| #3 | Zodiac | 54% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revac | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | Him | 59% | 82 |
| #3 | Zodiac | 54% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zodiac | 18 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Him | 11 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Revac | 4 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zodiac | 358 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | Him | 161 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Revac | 132 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Him | +3.37 | 90 | 48 |
| #2 | Revac | +2.90 | 80 | 50 |
| #3 | Ruins | +2.23 | 87 | 62 |
| #4 | Zodiac | +1.26 | 65 | 48 |





