








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 794 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 465 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6792 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3617 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3662 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4759 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4049 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,714,801 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 824 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | nnikko | 45% | 117 |
| #9 | 𝑁𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑎𝟓-ඞ | 42% | 91 |
| #10 | (っ◔◡◔)っ ⓁⓊⒷⓄ | 42% | 72 |
| #11 | ⚡♛F✞Fo♛⚡ | 38% | 97 |
| #12 | Adamnaldo | 34% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joukl | 1094 | 0.23 | 32 min |
| #2 | Troyy | 632 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | nnikko | 381 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | ⚡♛F✞Fo♛⚡ | 176 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | 𝑁𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑎𝟓-ඞ | 148 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joukl | +2.24 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | Troyy | +1.07 | 54 | 61 |
| #3 | F4llen | +0.97 | 70 | 61 |
| #4 | ⚡♛F✞Fo♛⚡ | +0.67 | 66 | 60 |
| #5 | 14yo taľent F9 | +0.65 | 71 | 56 |





