








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 536 | 42% |
| Smokes | 232 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 270 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 238 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $101,826 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ | 63% | 8 |
| #14 | silikontuttar | 60% | 5 |
| #15 | Jacob | 50% | 2 |
| #16 | wag1 | 50% | 4 |
| #17 | osse | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ | +8.41 | 95 | 75 |
| #2 | Laaviii | +6.71 | 80 | 22 |
| #3 | PRINCE | +6.56 | 84 | 64 |
| #4 | xdxd | +3.64 | 88 | 64 |
| #5 | Jacob | +2.20 | 77 | 50 |





