








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9084 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6312 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4886 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4500 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $960,642 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 507 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jolugara | 14 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | NicolásTheShark | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Hydraxd | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | IbonElSabio | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Chema de la Fuente | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hydraxd | 668 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | NicolásTheShark | 572 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | IbonElSabio | 399 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #4 | jolugara | 234 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | sendoh | 204 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jolugara | +3.17 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | NicolásTheShark | +1.87 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | IbonElSabio | +1.11 | 81 | 76 |
| #4 | Hydraxd | +0.95 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | sendoh | +0.85 | 61 | 66 |





