








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,577 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1919 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1060 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1433 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1165 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $515,937 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xRK | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | ✞ 1Anja | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | mKr | 58% | 48 |
| #4 | A L V Ö Ö 丂 | 57% | 49 |
| #5 | Zentimiel | 57% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A L V Ö Ö 丂 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | mKr | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | ✞ 1Anja | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | Zentimiel | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | itzPepe | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mKr | 212 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Zentimiel | 96 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | A L V Ö Ö 丂 | 94 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | itzPepe | 75 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/SirIcyyy | 52 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/SirIcyyy | +3.22 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | Steelaimer | +2.89 | 92 | 62 |
| #3 | xRK | +2.88 | 82 | 66 |
| #4 | flakeZ | +1.16 | 95 | 54 |
| #5 | Zentimiel | +1.00 | 73 | 67 |





