








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1106 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1293 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 338 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 1467 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $555,504 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brooklyn | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Joshy- | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | 主よspryzen | 44% | 106 |
| #4 | Big Willen | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Fossa | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brooklyn | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Joshy- | 50% | 14 |
| #3 | 主よspryzen | 44% | 106 |
| #4 | Big Willen | 42% | 26 |
| #5 | Fossa | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 主よspryzen | 16 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | brooklyn | 2 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Big Willen | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Joshy- | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 主よspryzen | 205 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Fossa | 22 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #3 | brooklyn | 17 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Big Willen | 13 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Joshy- | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 主よspryzen | +4.32 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Fossa | +3.64 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | brooklyn | +3.27 | 60 | 51 |
| #4 | Big Willen | -1.39 | 29 | 24 |
| #5 | nhauqq | -1.63 | 45 | 45 |





