








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1656 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2594 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3031 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2503 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,200,344 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 605 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raider | 71% | 63 |
| #2 | Just BB | 66% | 47 |
| #3 | Akari | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | Henry_Fonda | 63% | 67 |
| #5 | rascalize | 60% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SRBL | +7.81 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | Just BB | +3.29 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | rascalize | +0.92 | 53 | 61 |
| #4 | Freyja | +0.20 | 71 | 43 |
| #5 | bonkers | -0.08 | 45 | 69 |





