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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
149 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4 | 2% |
| Smokes | 140 | 79% |
| HE Grenades | 5 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 29 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,400 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Aivu Summu | 41% | 41 |
| #4 | problemaatiline | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | pogo | 33% | 27 |
| #6 | MCLENNON | 31% | 13 |
| #7 | DJ adidas | 27% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | problemaatiline | 8 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | pogo | 4 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | MANKI | 4 | 0.0221 |
| #4 | Aivu Summu | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | DJ adidas | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aivu Summu | 88 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | problemaatiline | 54 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | MANKI | 43 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | DJ adidas | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | pogo | 21 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aivu Summu | +8.12 | 86 | 47 |
| #2 | MANKI | +5.18 | 81 | 55 |
| #3 | problemaatiline | +4.01 | 84 | 68 |
| #4 | pogo | +3.18 | 79 | 49 |
| #5 | DJ adidas | +1.49 | 29 | 53 |





