








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 202 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1581 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1673 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1020 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1463 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,145 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CausticFPS | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | biznittleHustlin | 40% | 40 |
| #3 | gaysimpson4fan | 38% | 32 |
| #4 | Yoh | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CausticFPS | 53% | 19 |
| #2 | biznittleHustlin | 40% | 40 |
| #3 | gaysimpson4fan | 38% | 32 |
| #4 | Yoh | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoh | 6 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | gaysimpson4fan | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | biznittleHustlin | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | CausticFPS | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biznittleHustlin | 76 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Yoh | 26 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | gaysimpson4fan | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #4 | CausticFPS | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yoh | +4.79 | 69 | 36 |
| #2 | gaysimpson4fan | +1.68 | 50 | 32 |
| #3 | CausticFPS | -0.25 | 56 | 45 |
| #4 | biznittleHustlin | -0.36 | 42 | 35 |
| #5 | Reblebro4200 | -0.58 | 34 | 58 |





