








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 92 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,902 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,463 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1534 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1654 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1630 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1645 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $594,261 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 534 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pup | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Exel365 | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Heldevik1^ | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pup | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Exel365 | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Heldevik1^ | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exel365 | 4 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Heldevik1^ | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Pup | 2 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pup | 50 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #2 | Heldevik1^ | 34 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | Exel365 | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ unknwn | +1.63 | 89 | 59 |
| #2 | Pup | +0.76 | 52 | 68 |
| #3 | Exel365 | +0.54 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | Heldevik1^ | -0.49 | 77 | 54 |





