








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4333 | 47% |
| Smokes | 242 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 2144 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2518 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $828,074 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | padawan.be | 57% | 42 |
| #2 | Juknum | 52% | 60 |
| #3 | Heat!? | 51% | 59 |
| #4 | Shqk | 50% | 60 |
| #5 | ꧁□꧂ | 50% | 327 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꧁□꧂ | +2.93 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | Shqk | +2.06 | 94 | 52 |
| #3 | DiLeMJESUS [M] | +1.39 | 87 | 61 |
| #4 | Vanille159 (Subarashii.) | +0.43 | 68 | 54 |
| #5 | padawan.be | -0.15 | 58 | 59 |





