








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1041 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 874 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,173 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2333 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1631 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3408 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2801 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $615,833 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ween | 51% | 645 |
| #2 | Ecin | 47% | 279 |
| #3 | Kaonashi | 46% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ween | 51% | 645 |
| #2 | Ecin | 47% | 279 |
| #3 | Kaonashi | 46% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ween | 15 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Ecin | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Kaonashi | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ween | 416 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #2 | Kaonashi | 183 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ecin | 166 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ween | +0.58 | 39 | 19 |
| #2 | Kaonashi | -0.10 | 56 | 50 |
| #3 | Trash Panda | -0.29 | 42 | 38 |
| #4 | Ecin | -0.66 | 55 | 29 |





