








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 30 | 17% |
| Smokes | 20 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 45 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 77 | 45% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,730 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕🏎 | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Flying Snake Enthusiast | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | milk me mommy | 34% | 32 |
| #4 | iisipiisi | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕🏎 | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Flying Snake Enthusiast | 44% | 18 |
| #3 | milk me mommy | 34% | 32 |
| #4 | iisipiisi | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milk me mommy | 11 | 0.0184 |
| #2 | iisipiisi | 2 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milk me mommy | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | iisipiisi | 56 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Flying Snake Enthusiast | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕🏎 | 6 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕🏎 | +6.89 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | iisipiisi | +4.53 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | milk me mommy | +1.24 | 70 | 48 |
| #4 | Flying Snake Enthusiast | -0.81 | 40 | 31 |
| #5 | Negromus prime | -4.03 | 40 | 15 |





