








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5103 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4668 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2665 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3590 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $784,681 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClockPerfection | 47% | 96 |
| #2 | MC Ilkka | 46% | 97 |
| #3 | Nukkejensinappi | 44% | 77 |
| #4 | PupuNikkari | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClockPerfection | 47% | 96 |
| #2 | MC Ilkka | 46% | 97 |
| #3 | Nukkejensinappi | 44% | 77 |
| #4 | PupuNikkari | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClockPerfection | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Nukkejensinappi | 14 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | PupuNikkari | 7 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | MC Ilkka | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClockPerfection | 197 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Nukkejensinappi | 126 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | MC Ilkka | 49 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | PupuNikkari | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ClockPerfection | +2.04 | 68 | 48 |
| #2 | tipinaattori | +1.51 | 52 | 69 |
| #3 | MC Ilkka | -1.84 | 33 | 37 |
| #4 | Nukkejensinappi | -1.89 | 28 | 46 |
| #5 | PupuNikkari | -5.49 | 7 | 7 |





