








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1092 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 387 matches | ||
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




291 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5524 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5918 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4148 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5738 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,202,177 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2651 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | bOppa | 58% | 151 |
| #3 | Hobs&Shaw_got_the_drip | 53% | 280 |
| #4 | 𝗭𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 | 51% | 65 |
| #5 | AK | 42% | 104 |
| #6 | Khanzada_Aya | 35% | 52 |





