








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,799 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3808 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4003 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2670 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2318 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,341 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jajaja | 35 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | Jewlz | 20 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | mxx.scr | 16 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | XI | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗹üü𝗿𝗿𝗳 | 8 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XI | 1042 | 0.34 | 22 min |
| #2 | 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝗹üü𝗿𝗿𝗳 | 263 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | maschwuum | 256 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jewlz | 160 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | h3isenb3rg26 | 70 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nico | +4.31 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | XI | +2.85 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | mortuus | +1.93 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | TurboTüte | +1.41 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | Jewlz | -0.16 | 79 | 43 |





