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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 170 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3191 | 56% |
| Smokes | 1648 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 577 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 288 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,443 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4888 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Nóugeh | 44% | 34 |
| #3 | EMPEROR | 41% | 17 |
| #4 | sucette gout Donk | 41% | 98 |
| #5 | RAJEL Exploitable | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | 8 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | sucette gout Donk | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Cry1n | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | KerangoЯ | 4 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | RAJEL Exploitable | 4 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesus | +14.40 | 100 | 46 |
| #2 | B E N Z | +5.42 | 89 | 54 |
| #3 | sucette gout Donk | +3.43 | 84 | 54 |
| #4 | KerangoЯ | +2.39 | 79 | 56 |
| #5 | RAJEL Exploitable | +0.80 | 67 | 29 |





