








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 642 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4042 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3649 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2810 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3064 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,083 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naysayer | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | 420_FaZeKuSh¥ | 51% | 63 |
| #3 | zuko | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naysayer | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | 420_FaZeKuSh¥ | 51% | 63 |
| #3 | zuko | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuko | 5 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | 420_FaZeKuSh¥ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Naysayer | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuko | 157 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | 420_FaZeKuSh¥ | 78 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Naysayer | 53 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zuko | +1.97 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | clanker | +1.80 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | Naysayer | -0.81 | 63 | 74 |
| #4 | 420_FaZeKuSh¥ | -2.33 | 39 | 36 |





