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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 380 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1514 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2272 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1642 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,734,054 of utility $289 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy :3 | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | King Crimson | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | TOMMY SHELBY | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Veljo Kruh | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Dogii46_ | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femboy :3 | 89 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Veljo Kruh | 74 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | TOMMY SHELBY | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Dogii46_ | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | King Crimson | 24 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Crimson | +3.06 | 84 | 45 |
| #2 | Femboy :3 | +2.53 | 82 | 43 |
| #3 | RIFLEX | -0.00 | 52 | 62 |
| #4 | TOMMY SHELBY | -0.17 | 52 | 53 |
| #5 | Dogii46_ | -0.48 | 58 | 30 |





