








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 341 | 31% |
| Smokes | 271 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 249 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 227 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $65,207 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPER SAIYAN | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | legemamu | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | T-REKSI | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | yks luikaus | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Capone | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | yks luikaus | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | Capone | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Osmo | 33% | 3 |
| #7 | voimanpesä pasi | 0% | 2 |
| #8 | Nine97 | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legemamu | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Nine97 | 1 | 0.0222 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legemamu | 38 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | SUPER SAIYAN | 28 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | yks luikaus | 21 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #4 | Nine97 | 10 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #5 | Osmo | 7 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPER SAIYAN | +4.91 | 85 | 41 |
| #2 | T-REKSI | +3.39 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | SHAZAM | +1.60 | 67 | 57 |
| #4 | yks luikaus | -0.38 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | Osmo | -0.77 | 65 | 48 |





