








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 542 | 35% |
| Smokes | 431 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 385 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 205 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $255,433 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Banditcamp.com | 48% | 50 |
| #2 | CorgusBandit.gg | 35% | 20 |
| #3 | grubbbandit.camp | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Banditcamp.com | 48% | 50 |
| #2 | CorgusBandit.gg | 35% | 20 |
| #3 | grubbbandit.camp | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Banditcamp.com | 16 | 0.0161 |
| #2 | grubbbandit.camp | 3 | 0.0153 |
| #3 | CorgusBandit.gg | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Banditcamp.com | 228 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | CorgusBandit.gg | 23 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | grubbbandit.camp | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Banditcamp.com | +1.92 | 52 | 56 |
| #2 | CorgusBandit.gg | +0.52 | 32 | 40 |
| #3 | Chaosbandit.gg | -0.64 | 52 | 44 |
| #4 | grubbbandit.camp | -8.13 | 18 | 33 |





