








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 162 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4722 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4211 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4432 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3037 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3407 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,844,286 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 382 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korp Toikkanen | 60% | 25 |
| #2 | TU0M4X | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | ππΌπ―π
β― | 55% | 106 |
| #4 | BobiZ | 51% | 194 |
| #5 | Roger | 51% | 380 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roger | 26 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | BobiZ | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ππΌπ―π
β― | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | TU0M4X | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Jantteri | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BobiZ | 865 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #2 | Roger | 781 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #3 | ππΌπ―π
β― | 406 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | Jantteri | 108 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | TU0M4X | 103 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππΌπ―π
β― | +2.24 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | BobiZ | +1.27 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | Roger | +0.98 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Jantteri | +0.44 | 79 | 49 |
| #5 | Dill3dong | -0.29 | 69 | 64 |





