








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 74 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3647 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,777 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5644 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6138 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3949 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4046 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,871,774 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1467 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luna | 57% | 90 |
| #2 | Fallen Sky | 55% | 128 |
| #3 | SEWY | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luna | 57% | 90 |
| #2 | Fallen Sky | 55% | 128 |
| #3 | SEWY | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen Sky | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Luna | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | SEWY | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen Sky | 369 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | Luna | 136 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | SEWY | 84 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen Sky | +3.31 | 42 | 62 |
| #2 | Potato | -0.03 | 52 | 57 |
| #3 | Luna | -0.50 | 59 | 49 |
| #4 | SEWY | -3.89 | 11 | 55 |





