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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1943 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,684 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1162 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1281 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 863 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1378 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $463,231 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M11KU1 | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | BISKELA | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Herppezz aka EeRo | 50% | 105 |
| #4 | jonttusetä | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M11KU1 | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | BISKELA | 54% | 26 |
| #3 | Herppezz aka EeRo | 50% | 105 |
| #4 | jonttusetä | 48% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herppezz aka EeRo | 16 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | M11KU1 | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | BISKELA | 5 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | jonttusetä | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Herppezz aka EeRo | 193 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | BISKELA | 87 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | M11KU1 | 72 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | jonttusetä | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haltsi85 | +1.12 | 62 | 54 |
| #2 | BISKELA | +0.63 | 47 | 58 |
| #3 | jonttusetä | +0.53 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | Herppezz aka EeRo | -0.20 | 64 | 43 |
| #5 | M11KU1 | -1.16 | 46 | 35 |





