








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,670 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1513 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1059 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1241 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 857 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $605,439 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ RVicenzo | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Kenzo | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | PEJUDI HANDAL | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Low Key Racist | 45% | 75 |
| #5 | 迪克 | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kenzo | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | PEJUDI HANDAL | 54% | 28 |
| #4 | Low Key Racist | 45% | 75 |
| #5 | 迪克 | 33% | 15 |
| #6 | fYm | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Low Key Racist | 8 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | PEJUDI HANDAL | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ✪ RVicenzo | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | fYm | 1 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Low Key Racist | 105 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | PEJUDI HANDAL | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kenzo | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 迪克 | 43 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | fYm | 28 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fYm | +3.92 | 71 | 64 |
| #2 | Setan | +1.81 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | ✪ RVicenzo | +1.53 | 71 | 38 |
| #4 | PEJUDI HANDAL | +0.86 | 50 | 54 |
| #5 | 迪克 | +0.15 | 67 | 42 |





