








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3878 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3890 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3803 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1790 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2661 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,514,457 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 65% | 34 | ||
| #2 | Boom | 50% | 46 |
| #3 | Gasoil (real) | 48% | 66 |
| #4 | TheRedCat{ZywOopeek} | 47% | 137 |
| 46% | 309 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gasoil (real) | 48% | 66 |
| #4 | TheRedCat{ZywOopeek} | 47% | 137 |
| 46% | 309 | ||
| 44% | 50 | ||
| 44% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 83 | 0.0137 | ||
| #2 | Gasoil (real) | 37 | 0.0297 |
| #3 | TheRedCat{ZywOopeek} | 35 | 0.0143 |
| 9 | 0.0091 | ||
| 6 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 936 | 0.15 | 22 min | ||
| #2 | Gasoil (real) | 181 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Boom | 131 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | TheRedCat{ZywOopeek} | 118 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| 93 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gasoil (real) | +3.43 | 89 | 47 |
| #2 | Dyno | +1.86 | 53 | 54 |
| #3 | TheRedCat{ZywOopeek} | +0.44 | 44 | 32 |
| +0.08 | 45 | 34 | ||
| -1.57 | 34 | 59 |





