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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,986 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 677 | 34% |
| Smokes | 395 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 387 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 527 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,947 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeadshotMachine | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | drx2d | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | chill | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | tick | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeadshotMachine | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | drx2d | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | chill | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | tick | 55% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chill | 3 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | drx2d | 3 | 0.0263 |
| #3 | tick | 2 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | HeadshotMachine | 1 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tick | 26 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #2 | chill | 20 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | drx2d | 14 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | HeadshotMachine | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeadshotMachine | +3.27 | 99 | 23 |
| #2 | tick | +1.76 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | Straight Tweakin | +0.93 | 64 | 52 |
| #4 | drx2d | -1.93 | 65 | 48 |
| #5 | chill | -2.10 | 65 | 34 |





