








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,675 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2277 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2133 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1028 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1237 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,166 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | margini | 21 | 0.0176 |
| #2 | Jim´s Communist Agenda | 19 | 0.0183 |
| #3 | anal crasher37 | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | fredloev laden | 9 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | Dr. Smif | 7 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anal crasher37 | 476 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Dr. Smif | 243 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Br0z3 | 181 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | fredloev laden | 165 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Jim´s Communist Agenda | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | margini | +2.02 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Dr. Smif | +1.83 | 70 | 74 |
| #3 | fredloev laden | +1.66 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | Br0z3 | +1.33 | 50 | 66 |
| #5 | anal crasher37 | +1.01 | 71 | 65 |





