








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 157 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,723 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1106 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2066 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2151 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2400 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,630,861 of utility $269 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MeAdrian | 60% | 282 |
| #2 | covid | 59% | 332 |
| #3 | Mammers | 57% | 168 |
| #4 | nyaque | 56% | 379 |
| #5 | oLii | 56% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nyaque | 98 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Squigd | 38 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | Famliy Guy Funny Moments #832 | 25 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Burstling | 24 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | covid | 19 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Burstling | 374 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | nyaque | 359 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | covid | 255 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Squigd | 184 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Famliy Guy Funny Moments #832 | 142 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Plebs | +2.56 | 55 | 35 |
| #2 | oLii | +2.35 | 61 | 51 |
| #3 | covid | +1.83 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | nyaque | +1.80 | 50 | 20 |
| #5 | Gump | +1.73 | 53 | 48 |





