








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 66 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,900 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2061 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1802 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1548 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1489 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,553 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ✪Lethal | 56% | 16 |
| #6 | #1 stunna | 45% | 20 |
| #7 | .D Я Λ i П_™ | 44% | 27 |
| #8 | Intora | 44% | 27 |
| #9 | Lockdown | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #1 stunna | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | bryan | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Intora | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Lockdown | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ✪Lethal | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | #1 stunna | 89 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #2 | .D Я Λ i П_™ | 87 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | bryan | 53 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Intora | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yami | 48 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yami | +1.79 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | Zolzain | +1.44 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | .D Я Λ i П_™ | +1.04 | 72 | 61 |
| #4 | bryan | +0.90 | 66 | 71 |
| #5 | #1 stunna | +0.22 | 68 | 62 |





