








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 403 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1196 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2635 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3994 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,394,267 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FahrradFabi | 55% | 408 |
| #2 | [Elch] Krypto ._. | 54% | 159 |
| #3 | Ruka | 48% | 153 |
| #4 | LikeB3astmod3 | 47% | 249 |
| #5 | Teqno | 47% | 274 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ruka | 48% | 153 |
| #4 | LikeB3astmod3 | 47% | 249 |
| #5 | Teqno | 47% | 274 |
| #6 | R4diantッ | 45% | 53 |
| #7 | ByTheEnt | 41% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FahrradFabi | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Teqno | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | LikeB3astmod3 | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | R4diantッ | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | [Elch] Krypto ._. | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FahrradFabi | 900 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | LikeB3astmod3 | 155 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | [Elch] Krypto ._. | 149 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | Teqno | 128 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #5 | Ruka | 72 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 鬼 MYSTIC | +2.18 | 72 | 32 |
| #2 | FahrradFabi | +0.88 | 58 | 53 |
| #3 | [Elch] Krypto ._. | +0.18 | 67 | 45 |
| #4 | R4diantッ | -0.10 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | Teqno | -0.32 | 69 | 33 |





