








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




113 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1403 | 27% |
| Smokes | 350 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1518 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1844 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,546 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Teq | +2.46 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | Ward | +2.24 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | asterios | +2.10 | 73 | 34 |
| #4 | Tonn1Rane | +1.34 | 73 | 31 |
| #5 | A drunk polar bear | +1.12 | 60 | 57 |





