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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 321 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1691 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2096 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1339 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1104 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $382,683 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Lønholdt | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | tandris108 | 41% | 69 |
| #6 | RYUUUU | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | vmiddelhede | 35% | 17 |
| #8 | cato | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lønholdt | 10 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | Jona333y | 3 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | tandris108 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | R!s!ng | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | cato | 1 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tandris108 | 93 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Lønholdt | 93 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jona333y | 78 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | R!s!ng | 69 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | cato | 44 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cato | +4.41 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | Lønholdt | +2.36 | 53 | 35 |
| #3 | RYUUUU | +1.88 | 67 | 37 |
| #4 | Jona333y | +0.68 | 14 | 58 |
| #5 | R!s!ng | +0.38 | 39 | 34 |





