








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1408 | 13% |
| Smokes | 4318 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2823 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2706 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,840 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rektchu | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | Kyra. | 47% | 108 |
| #3 | Bogiii | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | D0r1na | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rektchu | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | Kyra. | 47% | 108 |
| #3 | Bogiii | 44% | 25 |
| #4 | D0r1na | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyra. | 13 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | D0r1na | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | rektchu | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyra. | 100 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | D0r1na | 56 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | rektchu | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bogiii | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rektchu | +3.51 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | D0r1na | +1.17 | 50 | 77 |
| #3 | Bogiii | +0.31 | 72 | 50 |
| #4 | 𝐂𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐢♥ | -0.00 | 62 | 46 |
| #5 | Kyra. | -2.17 | 35 | 48 |





