








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 872 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 82 | 9% |
| Smokes | 57 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 346 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 387 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,165 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hogrider | 13 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Canafa | 4 | 0.0235 |
| #3 | silly goose | 2 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | DaggerT | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | frumundachezzz | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hogrider | +8.09 | 90 | 57 |
| #2 | Canafa | +4.38 | 82 | 27 |
| #3 | frumundachezzz | +0.15 | 48 | 53 |
| #4 | DaggerT | -1.50 | 43 | 42 |
| #5 | TooStonedSmokey | -2.00 | 26 | 18 |





