








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 965 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 400 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,013 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8698 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6621 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5259 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6435 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,830,310 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 182 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ygy.eSports Omistaja | 175 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | Smoty | 28 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Ygyhalonen | 20 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | GodJankko420_legacy | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ygyhalonen | +2.12 | 66 | 74 |
| #2 | Ygy.eSports Omistaja | +0.99 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | KALKKUNA ☠ | +0.59 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | GodJankko420_legacy | -0.61 | 50 | 55 |
| #5 | Smoty | -1.19 | 53 | 54 |





