








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 373 | 12% |
| Smokes | 453 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1086 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1155 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $117,870 of utility $28 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Töymies | 47% | 132 |
| #2 | Marko | 45% | 33 |
| #3 | Arvii | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Kuokka | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | ShAdOw | 34% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Töymies | 47% | 132 |
| #2 | Marko | 45% | 33 |
| #3 | Arvii | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | Kuokka | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | ShAdOw | 34% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShAdOw | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Töymies | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Arvii | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Töymies | 400 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | Marko | 84 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Arvii | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kuokka | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | ShAdOw | 24 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Töymies | +3.68 | 50 | 84 |
| #2 | Marko | +1.89 | 50 | 79 |
| #3 | Kuokka | +0.63 | 30 | 84 |
| #4 | Arvii | +0.46 | 42 | 44 |
| #5 | Jorge EL Matador | -2.81 | 20 | 31 |





