








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 626 | 15% |
| Smokes | 583 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2444 | 59% |
| Molotovs | 489 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,872 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swampy | 46% | 117 |
| #2 | d0wny | 45% | 110 |
| #3 | skyy | 42% | 245 |
| #4 | Kyleconfirme | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | Kami-Sama | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | d0wny | 45% | 110 |
| #3 | skyy | 42% | 245 |
| #4 | Kyleconfirme | 39% | 18 |
| #5 | Kami-Sama | 29% | 17 |
| #6 | Superblackcat | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skyy | 25 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | d0wny | 18 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Swampy | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Superblackcat | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Kyleconfirme | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skyy | 1415 | 0.28 | 31 min |
| #2 | d0wny | 466 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #3 | Swampy | 312 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Superblackcat | 68 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kyleconfirme | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skyy | +4.84 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Swampy | -0.25 | 52 | 51 |
| #3 | d0wny | -0.74 | 50 | 63 |
| #4 | Superblackcat | -1.00 | 37 | 54 |
| #5 | Kyleconfirme | -3.29 | 33 | 39 |





