








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 249 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 121 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1008 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 747 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 939 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,692 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameTheBlame | 49% | 63 |
| #2 | Juicyy | 48% | 226 |
| #3 | snook | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Mr.Anybody | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Mysteriah | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameTheBlame | 49% | 63 |
| #2 | Juicyy | 48% | 226 |
| #3 | snook | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Mr.Anybody | 44% | 18 |
| #5 | Mysteriah | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GameTheBlame | 20 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | Juicyy | 11 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juicyy | 807 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | GameTheBlame | 142 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Mr.Anybody | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | snook | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juicyy | +0.43 | 44 | 58 |
| #2 | jaaaaaames | +0.16 | 52 | 38 |
| #3 | GameTheBlame | -1.21 | 35 | 26 |
| #4 | Mysteriah | -1.88 | 50 | 8 |
| #5 | snook | -3.43 | 31 | 25 |





