








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,080 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3458 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2588 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 927 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2107 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,800,524 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 850 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Long_Rough_Dab_40cm | +8.35 | 94 | 45 |
| #2 | Komodo | +3.19 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | baconboy0623 | +1.31 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | Big Franky | -2.42 | 26 | 26 |
| #5 | combatfaun739 | -3.23 | 15 | 43 |





