








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
68 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 233 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6 | 3% |
| Smokes | 4 | 2% |
| HE Grenades | 162 | 70% |
| Molotovs | 61 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $10,272 of utility $21 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π°π πΌπππππ π―ππππ | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | PrimadonnaPEEK Linse γ | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | MrMonoBraue09 | 33% | 18 |
| #4 | Halalbob | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π°π πΌπππππ π―ππππ | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | PrimadonnaPEEK Linse γ | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | MrMonoBraue09 | 33% | 18 |
| #4 | Halalbob | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMonoBraue09 | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | PrimadonnaPEEK Linse γ | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMonoBraue09 | 89 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | PrimadonnaPEEK Linse γ | 27 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Halalbob | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | π°π πΌπππππ π―ππππ | 5 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PrimadonnaPEEK Linse γ | +4.18 | 64 | 51 |
| #2 | MrMonoBraue09 | +2.80 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | π°π πΌπππππ π―ππππ | +1.91 | 54 | 39 |
| #4 | Halalbob | -3.34 | 44 | 41 |
| #5 | Chrisso | -6.40 | 21 | 16 |





