








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,156 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3930 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1896 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 4153 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2177 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,121,367 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pornelius Hubert | 58% | 200 |
| #2 | ogog1o1213 | 51% | 318 |
| #3 | Goog | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Auta saatana | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pornelius Hubert | 58% | 200 |
| #2 | ogog1o1213 | 51% | 318 |
| #3 | Goog | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | Auta saatana | 36% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ogog1o1213 | 52 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Auta saatana | 26 | 0.0248 |
| #3 | Pornelius Hubert | 19 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Goog | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ogog1o1213 | 886 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | Pornelius Hubert | 347 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Auta saatana | 146 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Goog | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pornelius Hubert | +4.21 | 69 | 52 |
| #2 | Goog | +2.81 | 63 | 47 |
| #3 | Lord Sigma | +0.73 | 57 | 68 |
| #4 | Auta saatana | -0.47 | 59 | 33 |
| #5 | ogog1o1213 | -1.11 | 55 | 57 |





